Bedroom Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Restrain Order Jokes More Restrain Order Jokes

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Emo Kid Jokes More Emo Kid Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.