Bedroom Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

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What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.