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Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.