Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.