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Why is Pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.