Garage Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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