Garage Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

400 Jokes More 400 Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.