Garage Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.