I pull out of both of them.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Garbage.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
Clark your car in the garage!
A mirage!
ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage
His left hook.
Punchline.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
A dressmaker tucks up frills.
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Because I had to help him.....
The snow on top of it has melted.
They weren't hiring.
Because he's a Wrap God
Because they're stuck up
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
