Garage Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.