Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.