What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.