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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.