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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams