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What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams