What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.