A baby hit by a snow blower
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
To prove that he was framed!
Pasta la vista, baby!
A swallow
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
A snooker table
Because they are really good at it
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
He heard the snow blower was coming.