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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters.

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did