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Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.