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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

Frosty Jokes More Frosty Jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Snow Blower Jokes More Snow Blower Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?