Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down hi...

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?