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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.