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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

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Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.