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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Snowwoman Jokes More Snowwoman Jokes

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.