Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)