Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

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You have to hollow out the head.