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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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A building in Dubai.

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Because he saw the snowblower coming

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I can see!

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A super-fish-oil wound

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You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Snowballs

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Snowballs.

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I cry whenever I see them.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.