Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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