Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.