Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

M&M Factory Jokes More M&M Factory Jokes

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's