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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Who will be rescued?

America.

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore