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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.