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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore