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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.