What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.