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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch