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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

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What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch