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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.