Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch