How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.