March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Previous Random Joke Next
World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Jellybean Jokes More Jellybean Jokes

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Black One Jokes More Black One Jokes

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.