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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.