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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones