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What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles