What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles