What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.