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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.