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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!