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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.