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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Courtney Love

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!