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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive