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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS