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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.