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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Gooseberry Jokes More Gooseberry Jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!