What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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One of them is actually wanted!

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!