What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.