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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!