How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.