How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.