Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.