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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Courtney Love