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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.