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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.