What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.