What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.