What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's worse than AIDS?

Beads.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.