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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.