How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"