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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"