What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!