What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.