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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!