What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.