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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!