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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!