What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps