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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.