Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.