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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.