Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.