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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text