Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.