Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.