Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.