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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola