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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza