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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.