What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola