They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Because chicken came to his side.
You don't see either one coming.
The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Because he needed his space.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss
Diarrhea.
