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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin