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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.