What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?

He cut all his fingers off!