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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.