How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.