How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device