How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.