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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.