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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.