How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.