How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.