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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Fang Jokes More Fang Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.