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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.