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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.