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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.