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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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What's as sharp as a vampire's fang?

His other fang.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.