What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.