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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!