What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.