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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.