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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.