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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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