Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Which came first... social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.