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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Because they lived once

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They use boo-eys.

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The hypotenuse.

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They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Penny...

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Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.