Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment?

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Women World Cup Jokes More Women World Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.