Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Women World Cup Jokes More Women World Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Indictment Jokes More Indictment Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Dust Jokes More Dust Jokes

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.