Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars