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Fbi Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What do you call a divorced FBI agent?

Fed-Ex

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent?

A pteredacted.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Hack Jokes More Hack Jokes

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.