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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.