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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Ferry Jokes More Ferry Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!