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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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He was fiddling with the kids. *

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His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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He only Phelps himself.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!