And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
It set!
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Oman!
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
She looked at their last names...
This did not go swimmingly at all
He only Phelps himself.
I'm gonna level with you.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
