Cheerleader Jokes

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Wide Reciever Jokes More Wide Reciever Jokes

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2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.