Cheerleader Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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