Cheerleader Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What makes cheerleaders nervous?

Being late

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.