X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
H-E-L-L-O!
Yeller.
Green Baes
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
He got a battery charge.
It already had 10 thousand degrees.
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Because all of the fans left.
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Because he's alive.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Raisin' Bran.
The Higgs Bison!
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...
