To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Being late
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
H-E-L-L-O!
Yeller.
Green Baes
To get to the other wife.
When he was nailed on the cross.
Deus Ex Macarena
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
The Higgs Bison!
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC
Make me one with everything.
They remove all attachments.