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What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Royalty Jokes More Royalty Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...