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Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Royalty Jokes More Royalty Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What do you call an expert at making ship parts?

A master master.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.