Crown Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.