Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.