Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill