Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...