What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!