What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!