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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!