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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.