Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.