Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

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What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of?

Bruces

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.