Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce