Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit