Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Who put these on... Superman?

Her: I did

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What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".