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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper