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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."