What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

Why did u shoot your wife?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)