What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)