What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)