What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.