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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.