How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.