How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.