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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the difference between Pokémon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon Go always goes down on me